Starships and Dragons
rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.
And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.
Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.
Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.

And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.

Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.

Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

my-little-texas-tornado:

I think I just heard my heart break.

confusedtree:

sendificator:

tasteherforbiddenfruits:

los-angeles-reckless:

friendlyangryfeminist:

dear straight people

  1. stop saying the gays
  2. stop saying my gays

dear gay people

1. stop saying straight people

2. we’re all human

YOU JUST SAID “gay people” AND THEN SAID NOT TO SAY “straight people” OH MY GOD

WE HAVE REACHED PEAK LIBERAL

STRAIGHT  WHITE  CRITICAL  MASS

actionables:

romance is alive

actionables:

romance is alive

theomeganerd:

The Cake
by limontea

theomeganerd:

The Cake

by limontea

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

image

shitshilarious:

there is nothing theoretical about the cold blood in that flows through Stephen Hawking

randomnessosityism:

NOW THE NIGHTMARE’S REAL

NOW DOCTOR HORRIBLE IS HERE

TO MAKE YOU QUAKE WITH FEAR

TO MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD KNEEL

AND I WON’T FEEL

a thing

scarysamwilson:

—-

I just want The Winter Soldier to have a friend.

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

rainaftersnowplease:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

these boots were made for walkin’

rainaftersnowplease:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

these boots were made for walkin’

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

Also, I got my hair cut.

idsuperyourjunior:

This was a while back but oh well-

So I went from this

To this

And I regret nothing

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

fripperiesandfobs:

Evening dress ca. 1810

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